New All-Time Top 5 and A Drunken Bonus...

All-Time Top 5 Cinema Sirens (The Ones That Make You Have to Adjust Yourself)
--no order--

Ann-Margret
Marilyn Monroe
Monica Bellucci
Elizabeth Taylor
Natalie Wood (a personal, undying crush)


Funniest joke heard in quite some time:
Q: What do you get when you cross a whore and a truck-stop condom?
A: Herpes